The Unfriend

Written by: Steven Moffat

Directed by: Keith Swainston

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CREDITS: This amateur production of The Unfriend is presented by arrangement with Nick Hern Books
  • Monday 13th October to Saturday 18th October 2025

  • The Queen Mother Theatre

  • The Bancroft Players

  • Performance Status: Book
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Summary

While on holiday, Peter and Debbie befriend Elsa: a lusty, Trump-loving widow from Denver USA. She’s less than woke but kind of wonderful. They agree to stay in touch – because no one ever really does, do they?

When Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later, they decide to look her up online. Too late, they learn the truth about Elsa Jean Krakowski. Deadly danger has just boarded a flight to London! But how do you protect all that you love from mortal peril without seeming, well, a bit impolite? Because guess who’s coming…..to murder?

The Unfriend takes a hilarious and satirical look at middle-class England’s disastrous instinct always to appear nice. It was first performed at the Minerva Theatre, Chichester, in 2022, with a cast including Amanda Abbingdon, Francis Barber and Reece Shearsmith.

Cast List

Peter
Gareth Martin
Debbie
Natalie Gordon
Elsa
Alison Hancock
The Neighbour
Tom O’Connell
PC Junkin
Ollie Moorhead
Alex
Sammy Jolly
Rosie
Evie O’Connell